My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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