so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
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Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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