Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
are you so shy because you have an std?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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