I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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