White coat. Heels.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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