areolas are like halos for boobs.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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