So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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