Got a toothbrush?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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