doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
They are going to name an STD after you.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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