he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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