Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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