Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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