My pussy is not your playground.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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