I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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