it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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