So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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