IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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