She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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