whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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