David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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