If i come over, it means nothing
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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