To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
wanna go halves on a baby?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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