I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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