I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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