so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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