why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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