WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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