Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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