Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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