I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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