Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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