discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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