at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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