Pants 0. Shit 1.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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