idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i want to swaddle you in tequila
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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