belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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