theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
