and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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