You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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