i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
