Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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