Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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