The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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