White coat. Heels.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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