i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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