Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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