I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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