okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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