Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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