Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
is wine microwaveable?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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