9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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