I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
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Come camping we have xanax and steaks
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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