come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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